Your love for Hot Cheetos knows no bounds.
  1. Fire poops.
  2. When you go to a store and all you want to buy are Hot Cheetos.
    A Target cart full of Hot Cheetos is living your dream.
  3. Sometimes you get so spiced out from eating Hot Cheetos that you start mouth-breathing really heavily.
    Not always, because you've developed a considerable tolerance for the spice. But those XXTRA Flamin' Hot Cheetos are really next-level. And so *pant* freaking *pant* good.
  4. All of your papers are covered in Hot Cheeto dust.
    Also your keyboard. And your shoelaces. Your whole life, basically.
  5. Each time you open a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos, you swear to yourself that you'll only eat 21 Hot Cheetos.
    You know very well what the exact serving size is, and you're going to have some self-control for once, dammit! Inevitably, you blackout-eat the whole bag and your face ends up looking like a crime scene.
  6. When someone asks you to share your Hot Cheetos.
    You'd love to, but can they buy their own bag?
  7. When you find a burnt Hot Cheeto, or a Hot Cheeto that is mostly yellow and NOT RED.
    Fire everybody who made this bag of dead Cheetos.
  8. When you're about to start watching Netflix and you don't have any Hot Cheetos.
    You have never been so horrible at making life plans until this moment.
  9. When someone tries to take Hot Cheetos away from you because you won't stop eating them.
    They'll have to pry the Cheetos from your hot red hands. Your HOT, RED HANDS.
  10. Your fingers consistently look like they have a faint trace of red on the tips.
    Even after washing your hands forever, the red doesn't go away. And so you live with the haunting reminder that you aren't eating Flamin' Hot Cheetos right now but were just a few hours ago.
  11. When you go to a store and they don't have Hot Cheetos.
    What kind of GD store doesn't have Flamin' Hot Cheetos? Stop trying to tell me regular Cheetos are a substitute. Not adequate!
  12. When you're in the mood for Flamin' Hot Puffs and all you can find are the Cheetos Mix-Ups with Flamin' Hots in them.
    Or worse, Baked Flamin' Hots. People who don't get the Flamin' Hot life and don't understand these distinctions can go.
  13. You feel like you can't eat any food without adding Hot Cheetos.
    They go with everything: cream cheese, nacho cheese, mac and cheese, pizza (has cheese), ice cream (probably has cheese).
  14. When someone catches you trying to lick the Hot Cheeto dust off the inside of the bag.
    You swear you weren't raised by wolves. Also, have you tried Flamin' Hot Cheeto dust? It's amazing.
  15. Your tongue always looks like it's been dip-dyed in red food coloring.
    Do you love Flamin' Hots or are you a member of Kiss?