WHAT THE FUG?
Things that make me go "hmmmm."
- •Those dudes who put fake tow hitches on the back of their truck that are actually shaped like a dangling sack of balls. I don't want to see that on my way to work. Thanks.
- •This trend where hairstylists cut your hair, then spray "beachy" salt shit and muss it all up and then act like that's a nice way to wear your hair and send you on your way. Now I have to wash and style my hair to see if the cut is any good. If I wanted to look like I just swam in the ocean and got laid in a sandcastle, I would do it the fun way.
- •Dining out with a group when the person who clearly ordered the most expensive stuff, apps and cocktails tells the waiter to split the check evenly. Dick move, dude.
- •When my dogs start scooting their butts on the carpet to express a week after the vet expressed them. If you don't have dogs, did you know this was a thing?