THOUGHTS I HAVE WHILE HOLDING HANDS DURING A PRAYER

Sorry, but it's the unicorn of social interactions and I never know how to deal with it when I experience it in the wild.
  1. Why didn't I position myself next to people I know better?
  2. Dear Jesus, please let my hand not get sweaty.
  3. Is this grip too tight?
  4. They seem to be gripping the same. I should be good.
  5. NO. I'M THINKING ABOUT IT TOO MUCH. NOW I CAN'T TELL WHETHER MY GRIP IS TOO MUCH.
  6. Oh darn, I should be paying attention to this prayer.
  7. It's getting near the end. To squeeze or not to squeeze?
  8. If I don't squeeze, then my hand just falls away all limp-like and gross.
  9. Maybe I'll just wait and see if they squeeze. Cuz you gotta reciprocate hand squeezes, right?
  10. They just prayed to bless the hands who prepared our meal. LORD BLESS MY HANDS AS I CHOOSE HOW TO LET GO.
  11. Oh no one squeezed and the other didn't.
  12. Welp. I'm going to squeeze both and hope for the best.
  13. Aaaaaand now I want to go wash my hands again.
  14. Oh wait, food.