REQUIREMENTS FOR CHIPOTLE CARNITAS

If you are like me and the only meat at Chipotle you like is the carnitas, you know it's been a rough few months. The shortage occurred because of Chipotle's strict quality and ethical concerns regarding pork. Here's what it takes be a Chipotle pig.
  1. Organic
  2. Free Range
  3. Vegan
  4. No antibiotics
  5. Unvaccinated
  6. Must have read Animal Farm by George Orwell
  7. A bachelors degree (masters preferred)
  8. Leadership experience is a plus, but not mandatory.