Inspired by @instyle
  1. A tiny bottle full of puppy blood (on a necklace)
  2. A belt printed with the results of Bill Clinton's most recent EKG
  3. A pillbox hat in prescription bottle orange
  4. An off-brand MP3 player (no headphones)
  5. Socks with Kanye's face on them
  6. Those round John Lennon sunglasses
  7. Very fine wallet chains (think pocket watch chains, but for your wallet)
  8. Scarves made of the faded lace from a widow's wedding dress
  9. Happy Fashion Week!