THINGS I DONT UNDERSTAND

  1. Civil war re enactments
    You are turning A WAR into your hobby. A war where people DIED. Some died fighting for their right to ENSLAVE PEOPLE.
  2. Autographs
  3. Getting angry at celebrities for being famous
  4. Mayonnaise
  5. Why Lenny Kravitz has passed on all my music video ideas
  6. Comments sections on public websites
    I like maintaining some faith in humanity.
  7. Buying pants online
    How the hell do you know they fit?!
  8. Why do hunters wear camo when they have to put on a bright orange vest anyway?
  9. That fad when teens attached fake animal tails to their butts