TRAINS I NEVER GOT ON

  1. Emojis
    I do not and have never had emojis on my phone.
  2. Tinder
    I downloaded the app, but never swiped right or left.
  3. Energy drinks
    I love coffee. To be fair, I gulped a 5 Hour Energy in the line for Star Tours at Disneyland once, but that's it.
  4. Myspace
    Didn't even have a Facebook page until college.
  5. Pre-Med
    I went to the University of California, San Diego, where every other freshman is totally going to be a doctor (until Chem gets hard). I never wanted to be a doctor. I took the more practical route of creative writing.