TRUE FACTS ABOUT MILLENNIALS
- •We are dubious of authority figures but also crave approval from peers and superiors.
- •We communicate primarily through sexts and emoji innuendos.
- •We believe time is an illusion.
- •"On fleek" is a code word that signals the time has come to tear apart everything you hold dear.
- •We are cautious financial investors. We graduated into a shit show, we don't need extra risk.
- •We believe we are entitled to civil rights and a minimum level of social support.By "entitled" we mean it makes sense for society.
- •We are unable to feel fear.
- •We are postponing marriage and home-ownership just to fuck with you.