TRUE FACTS ABOUT MILLENNIALS

  1. We are dubious of authority figures but also crave approval from peers and superiors.
  2. We communicate primarily through sexts and emoji innuendos.
  3. We believe time is an illusion.
  4. "On fleek" is a code word that signals the time has come to tear apart everything you hold dear.
  5. We are cautious financial investors. We graduated into a shit show, we don't need extra risk.
  6. We believe we are entitled to civil rights and a minimum level of social support.
    By "entitled" we mean it makes sense for society.
  7. We are unable to feel fear.
  8. We are postponing marriage and home-ownership just to fuck with you.