Open list!
  1. I'm draining the baby-hole.
  2. Suffering the burdens of womanhood
  3. Wearing my ugly panties
  4. Cleaning out the nursery
  5. Shedding the nest
  6. Bleeding away responsibility
  7. Supporting the textile industry
  8. My vagina is weeping
  9. Riding the crimson tide
  10. Woman holiday!
    Suggested by @mollyyeh
  11. Taking down the wall paper
    Suggested by @rebeccafern
  12. There are Communists in the funhouse
    Thanks for this one, Denmark.
    Suggested by @Kellendria
  13. Evacuating the dance floor
    Like that Cascada song from 5 years ago
    Suggested by @Waz
  14. it's shark week
    Suggested by @lindsaygelfand
  15. T.O.M. (Time Of the Month)is visiting
    Suggested by @genie