WHAT I NEVER WANTED TO BE GROWING UP

I'm very happy there are people who want to do these jobs. Because that means I don't have to.
  1. Astronaut
    FUCK SPACE. Space is goddamn terrifying. It is nothing and everything. Plus I would be trapped in a cramped space with maybe two other people. Nope.
  2. Deep sea diver
    The deep sea is a terrestrial outer space. Everything and nothing. I was even afraid of the water level in Super Mario 64. Fortunately, no one tried to push this career on me.
  3. Doctor
    Again, I'm so glad there are people who want to do this.
  4. Mommy
    Meh. Not my thing. I suppose this could still change.