1. Coughing or sneezing leads to peeing your pants
  2. At a certain point you can't bend down without spreading your legs
  3. You will likely poop on the table during delivery (why does nobody tell us this?!)
  4. You turn into a frat dude - nonstop gas, heartburn and burping
  5. Stretch waistbands are the norm - maternity pants don't have zippers or buttons