MY DIRTIEST FANTASIES
Inspired by @ltoiaivao
- •I am hired by a hotshot businessperson to be their cat and dog's live-in sitter for a year. Mischka, Drake and I live a quiet, happy existence, only leaving our penthouse in Park Avenue (separate from their owner's, of course) for strolls in Central Park.
- •Day drinking becomes a social norm.
- •I go out braless, passing three construction sites, and not once am I harassed. Not even a whistle.
- •I'm a scientist who develops calorie-free Nutella.