MY DIRTIEST FANTASIES

Inspired by @ltoiaivao
  1. I am hired by a hotshot businessperson to be their cat and dog's live-in sitter for a year. Mischka, Drake and I live a quiet, happy existence, only leaving our penthouse in Park Avenue (separate from their owner's, of course) for strolls in Central Park.
  2. Day drinking becomes a social norm.
  3. I go out braless, passing three construction sites, and not once am I harassed. Not even a whistle.
  4. I'm a scientist who develops calorie-free Nutella.