I Ate at Sprinkles Cupcakes

And because Candace does this all the time on cupcake wars, as a former baker, here's my critique
  1. First of all, your decorations are underwhelming
  2. Also, the one giant "sprinkle" looks like a nipple
  3. And also, if you're going to decorate your cupcake, make sure it's edible
    It did NOT taste good. And it was chalky
  4. Your cake has a good chocolate flavor
  5. However, it's very dry and I feel like I need a gallon of milk
  6. The marshmallow filling was very light. If you're going to fill a cupcake, give me the filling!
  7. Honestly, the mom and pop shop down the road is better
  8. #notworthit