1. "What fresh hell is this?"
    Thank you, Dr. Sheldon Cooper
  2. "Listen..."
    Sometimes we add Linda
  3. "Help me Sheila"
  4. "I can't be held responsible for anything I say or do before coffee"
  5. "Oh yeah, you betcha"
    Always said in my native Minnesotan accent
  6. "Are you kidding me?"
    Alternative: "You have got to be kidding me"
  7. "Great googily moogily"
  8. "Ok, bye"
  9. "Ohhhhhh, heeeeey"
  10. "Well then"
    Generally with a little sass
  11. "Of course it would/does"
  12. "I mean...."