Most commonly used phrases

  1. "What fresh hell is this?"
    Thank you, Dr. Sheldon Cooper
  2. "Listen..."
    Sometimes we add Linda
  3. "Help me Sheila"
  4. "I can't be held responsible for anything I say or do before coffee"
  5. "Oh yeah, you betcha"
    Always said in my native Minnesotan accent
  6. "Are you kidding me?"
    Alternative: "You have got to be kidding me"
  7. "Great googily moogily"
  8. "Ok, bye"
  9. "Ohhhhhh, heeeeey"
  10. "Well then"
    Generally with a little sass
  11. "Of course it would/does"
  12. "I mean...."