Reasons I should live in England and not the USA

Pretty sure I'm living in the wrong country. Not that the USA isn't great and all...
  1. All the horses. Just, all of them
    I love horseback riding. But not jumping. I'm too old for that shit
  2. Tea shops!!!
    Authentic tea shops, I need to work at one
  3. English countryside
    Have you ever seen anything so beautiful???
  4. English garden
  5. All the accents!!!
    Love, love, love, love....
  6. They say cool things like "loo" and "Telly"