REASONS TO KICK FLORIDA OUT OF THE UNITED STATES

Florida, don't know about it? It's not very good.
  1. 1.
    The elderly.
    Get your sugar free candy the eff outta here.
  2. 2.
    Alligators
    Dinosaurs that didn't get killed by the thing that killed all the other dinosaurs. See ya later.
  3. 3.
    Epcot
    One roller coaster?
  4. 4.
    Pythons
    Tired of these mother effin snakes on this mother effin glade.
  5. 5.
    Cuban food.
    Prtty gd rly. 5 stars. Shouldn't be on this list, damn though.
  6. 6.
    Lake Okeechobee
    Like Florida needs more water. #H2No