REASONS TO KICK FLORIDA OUT OF THE UNITED STATES
Florida, don't know about it? It's not very good.
- •The elderly.Get your sugar free candy the eff outta here.
- •AlligatorsDinosaurs that didn't get killed by the thing that killed all the other dinosaurs. See ya later.
- •EpcotOne roller coaster?
- •PythonsTired of these mother effin snakes on this mother effin glade.
- •Cuban food.Prtty gd rly. 5 stars. Shouldn't be on this list, damn though.
- •Lake OkeechobeeLike Florida needs more water. #H2No