REASONS TO KICK FLORIDA OUT OF THE UNITED STATES
Florida, don't know about it? It's not very good.
- 1.The elderly.Get your sugar free candy the eff outta here.
- 2.AlligatorsDinosaurs that didn't get killed by the thing that killed all the other dinosaurs. See ya later.
- 3.EpcotOne roller coaster?
- 4.PythonsTired of these mother effin snakes on this mother effin glade.
- 5.Cuban food.Prtty gd rly. 5 stars. Shouldn't be on this list, damn though.
- 6.Lake OkeechobeeLike Florida needs more water. #H2No