THINGS THAT REALLY PEEV ME OFF
Oh man do these things get me all riled up.
- •"Smacking" foodSmacking - also the name of the sound my fist will make against your open mouth food chewing face, pal.
- •People who only drive in the left lane on the interstate even when they're going slower than everybody elseLuda said it best, MOVE, BITCH.
- •Asking waiters about everything on the menuOne or two questions is fine, but it's not necessary to ask about every single item. We know you're getting the burger, Caryn.
- •Dudes with these stickers on their vehicle which always happens to be a truckSuck my ass.
- •People who spell "lose" like "loose"Learn a book.
- •People who are better than me at things.Cut-it-out.