THINGS THAT REALLY PEEV ME OFF

Oh man do these things get me all riled up.
  1. "Smacking" food
    Smacking - also the name of the sound my fist will make against your open mouth food chewing face, pal.
  2. People who only drive in the left lane on the interstate even when they're going slower than everybody else
    Luda said it best, MOVE, BITCH.
  3. Asking waiters about everything on the menu
    One or two questions is fine, but it's not necessary to ask about every single item. We know you're getting the burger, Caryn.
  4. Dudes with these stickers on their vehicle which always happens to be a truck
    Suck my ass.
  5. People who spell "lose" like "loose"
    Learn a book.
  6. People who are better than me at things.
    Cut-it-out.