I can't help being born a total badass
  1. I have my "Send Read Receipts" function on ALL THE TIME
  2. I got Sprite when I asked for a water cup
    This only happened once...I don't live That much on the edge
  3. I took two lollipops from a restaurant's candy bowl when it said to only take one
  4. When paper towel dispensers in restrooms say "Pull with two hands" I pull with one hand 💪🏽