Reasons Why I'm a "Mean" Auntie

This list was brought to you by my 7 year old nephew and my 3 year old niece P.S. I only see my niece and nephew about twice a year, so it's hard for them to adjust to my "mean" auntie ways
  1. I make them drink him drink a glass of water if they want a glass of juice
    People my age and ever older have a hard time with drinking water on a regular basis, so it's important they learn that young.
  2. No sugar snacks after 8:00pm
    No one wants hyper children after 8:00pm. No one.
  3. If they pinch/slap/bite me, they get the same in return
    Don't worry, I never do it hard enough to really hurt them just enough for them to not want to do it to me.
  4. My definition of being VERY HUNGRY
    If you are truly hungry, you will eat whatever I give you whether that be carrots or oatmeal.
  5. You must try the food before saying no
    Don't knock it till you try it dears.