Things I Wish Upon My Enemies

  1. A slow and painful internet connection
  2. To order their favorite dish at a restaurant and have it run out
  3. Get their car rigged so it's continuously playing Kidz Bop music
  4. Paper cuts on their dominant hand
  5. Have their favorite TV series get cancelled w/o a proper ending
  6. To "push" a "pull" door and have many people witness it
  7. For their jacket zipper to get stuck
  8. Have their hair tie break at the gym
  9. To get called out for peeing in the pool