WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

  1. 1.
    Astronomer. But then I learned about the need to understand all of that math and science.
  2. 2.
    Form filler-outer. For some reason, I loved forms and filling out paperwork when I was about 10. That love has long since evaporated.
  3. 3.
    Event planner. Did a lot of this for work, and now I just do it for fun. Planning is in my genes.
  4. 4.
    Currently: Marine biologist (but damn that pesky math and science thing again…). Or beach badge checker. Or just flat out retired.