MY ANNOYING COLLEAGUE
Things about my genuinely nice colleague that annoy the f**k out of me.
- •Takes.......30 minutes..........to say a.......simple.............sentence
- •His low riding trousers, and builder's bum which leads too.....
- •Sometimes when he bends over, I can almost see out through his eyes.
- •His long nails.
- •'I know where that it is' Proceeds to take me to the wrong place, THEN looks at a map.
- •He leaves dirty tissues all over the place.
- •Generally messy
- •His habit of asking a question that someone has already answered; 'Do you have a computer?' 'Yes I use it to google things, but I don't know much about computers.' 'Does it have access to the Internet?'
- •His total lack of knowledge regarding the concept known as; 'Time'.