Reasons Mindy kaling should marry me

please @mindy
  1. She would never have to worry about me cheating on her
    She's so funny and beautiful there's no way I could do better plus no other woman has ever been interested.
  2. I'm sometimes funnyish
    Well at least I think I am
  3. I love her show
  4. I'd sign a prenuptial agreement
    Not in it for the $
  5. I'd be willing to move to her
  6. Plz?