1. Will cause you to wear yoga pants without doing yoga
  2. Start deep conversations with your UPS man
  3. Order from Amazon 5 out of 7 days a week
  4. Forget when the last time you showered
  5. Leave your house in your "house shoes"
  6. Exchange holiday gifts with the employees of Wawa
  7. Plan an office party with your cleaning lady
  8. Your lunch break is the length of any on demand @Bravo show
  9. Listen to @mindy's books on Audible while you have conference calls on mute