1. Is your wife (husband/spouse/SO) jealous of the amount of attention it receives?
    If not, redouble your efforts. You probably need to season that skillet again.
  2. Now make something delicious so that your wife (husband/spouse/SO) experiences all the complications of a love/hate relationship.
  3. Maybe something like this?
  4. And remember to clean, oil, and obsess when done. All three steps are crucial.