I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS IN MY HOUSEHOLD

  1. ME: Are you hungry?
  2. ELLIE: No.
  3. ME: But if you don't eat breakfast you won't grow up to be a strong and amazing gymnast like Gabby Douglas. Don't you want to be like Gabby Douglas?
  4. ELLIE: No!
  5. ME: DON'T YOU DARE DISRESPECT GABBY DOUGLAS IN MY HOUSE!
  6. Gabby Douglas forever!