PROS and CONS of Pooping at Work

  1. PRO - Not paying for toilet paper! 😀
  2. CON - It's cheap toilet paper. 😦
  3. PRO - Counts towards my work day! 😀
    Literally getting paid to poop!
  4. CON - The bathroom walk of shame. 😦
  5. PRO - My impressionable daughter won't accidentally walk in on me! 😀
  6. CON - Literally anyone might walk in on impressionable me. 😦
  7. PRO - A refreshing break and solitude! 😀
  8. CON - WHEN THAT SOLITUDE IS BROKEN. 😦
    (Guess I'm gonna sit in silence waiting for someone to leave...)
  9. PRO - Play that new game on my phone at work! 😀
  10. CON - My legs fell asleep. 😦
  11. PRO - You probably never have to clean that toilet like you would at home 😃
    To anyone who does have to clean toilets for a living: Bless you, and you deserve a raise.
    Suggested by   @rebeccamaepeter