5 Reasons you really shouldn't date me

Inspired by lots of you.
  1. I don't need you.
    I may want you to be around and adore being with you, but I don't need you and that confuses men.
  2. I mirror how you act about our relationship.
    If you act indifferent or casual, me too! If you love and cherish me, me too! I seem to be incapable of communicating my real feelings first.
  3. I have a lot of shit to do.
    If you don't make me a priority with a touch of effort, we will never see each other.
  4. I hate going places. I'd rather ALWAYS stay in and watch just about anything on TV.
    Except baseball. I *HATE* baseball.
  5. I hate baseball.