My son has been sick twice this month and ended up sleeping in my bed both times. I hate to see him sick of course, but the stuff he says while mostly asleep is pretty funny.
  1. Taurus. Taurus rhymes with walrus.
  2. Let's play a game. Hide and sneak!
    Said with enthusiasm, but also with his eyes closed and he instantly fell back to sleep.
  3. Never fall asleep all night! That's my song!
  4. I want to go on an elevator to my romper truck.
  5. Mama! Mama! We can toss the rabbits.
    He repeated this with increasing urgency until I agreed with him.