INADEQUATE SUBSTITUTES

Because sometimes you just need the real thing....
  1. Zucchini "noodles"
    Not fooling anyone. See also: spaghetti squash.
  2. Cauliflower crust pizza
    😝
    Suggested by   @thebestSR
  3. Powdered eggs
    Yuck
    Suggested by   @landsmansarah
  4. Powdered coffee creamer.
    Nope. Liquid oil-based creamer is not great either. My favorite is Coffee Mate Natural Bliss (vanilla or caramel). 💯
    Suggested by   @jenward
  5. Turkey bacon or burgers.
    Give me the real thing or leave me alone!
    Suggested by   @bware427
  6. Margarine
    Suggested by   @kates08
  7. Avocado chocolate pudding
    It's delicious when done right but if you make the mistake of not eating it all right away it goes rancid. See also: avocado carbonara.
    Suggested by   @Veronique
  8. Dear spaghetti squash, give it up, you are not fooling anyone
    Suggested by   @eagleirif
  9. Peas in guacamole
    Really?
    Suggested by   @michele
  10. Dasani sparkling water spoofing as LaCroix
    As if
    Suggested by   @michele