QUESTIONS SHANAZ WILL DEFINITELY JUDGE ME ON

Inspired by @jannychan and @shanaz
  1. 1.
    Trashy television
    Hmm. I don't watch a lot of TV. Maybe those ones like Jackass (how old is that reference?) where people are doing dumb stuff for attention. Also, I'm defining trashy as "so bad I wouldn't watch it" (as opposed to the "so bad it's good" way).
  2. 2.
    Ben Carson and Donald Trump
    I don't think either of them is qualified or capable of running a country.
  3. 3.
    Favorite movie
    Oh lord. Here is where you can judge the heck out of me. I'm not sure I have one. I'm just not that into movies. If I had to pick one based on what I would be in the mood for most often, it's "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."
  4. 4.
    Pro-choice or pro-life
    I think how @gwcoffey described it was pretty great: "conflicted pro-choice."
  5. 5.
    Car boogies?
    My car and purse are always well-stocked with tissues, for the two little kids and for my allergies. Lacking those, there are baby wipes in the diaper bag.
  6. 6.
    Love animals or hate kids?
    Neither. I don't necessarily wish to have a pet in my house, but I do love both kids and animals.
  7. 7.
    Hate animals/love kids?
    See above.
  8. 8.
    SATC
    Literally no thoughts on this show. I have seen maybe one episode ever and none of the movies. (Insert shruggy guy here)
  9. 9.
    Guilty music pleasure?
    Pop music I guess? Like, Britney Spears-type stuff that I can dance to in my kitchen. I've stopped feeling guilty about it though.
  10. 10.
    Theme or costume party?
    Sure, why not? As long as everyone else is really into it too and I won't feel silly for getting excited about my costume.
  11. 11.
    Books!!!
    Yes!!
  12. 12.
    Peeing at the beach?
    In the ocean without a second thought.
  13. 13.
    Notice anyone giving you dirty looks?
    No. Not in a paranoid "the world is out to get me" way. I do worry a lot about what others think of me though. I just want to be liked!
  14. 14.
    Slow mover/walker?
    Depends on the situation. When in public, I try to be aware of my surroundings and not be that person who takes up the whole walkway so no one can get by. I can walk with purpose when it's called for, but I also don't necessarily rush around either.
  15. 15.
    Sex on the beach
    I don't drink, so it's got to be the other one. 😉
  16. 16.
    Sleeping arrangements?
    I can sleep anywhere. I mean, I'm not as young as I used to be, so I'll be sore in the morning, but I don't *require* a bed.
  17. 17.
    Friends?
    Honestly, I sort of wish we lived closer to each other so we could hang out with our kids together.