*I promise we don't all talk like this.*
  1. Kid: What's that you're cutting out?
  2. Me: Pictures for a rhyming game to play with my tutoring student.
  3. Kid: But "log" and "dog" don't rhyme.
  4. Me: They're supposed to. It kind of depends on where you live and how you pronounce it.
  5. Kid: ....I think "dog" should be spelled d-a-w-g. That's what it sounds like.
  6. Me: That's because we're from NJ, honey.