1. I have been feeling pretty fine about school starting.
  2. We got the supplies. New sneakers. A few new clothes for my girl.
  3. She's excited. I'm a little sad because I'll miss her, but happy for her because she loves school.
  4. THEN...this morning the student portal opened, and everyone was able to see which teacher their kids have.
  5. And suddenly my nice, otherwise-reasonable group of mom friends became OBSESSED with finding out who is in which class.
  6. I have gotten dozens of texts in this group chat we have.
  7. A first grade Facebook page is already up and running.
  8. This is me: