Things I Hate About Snow in the City

The city is two feet deep in snow. Ordinarily I love snow, like in the countryside where it's all fluffy and picturesque. But in the city snow seriously sucks. Here's why:
  1. In two days it will melt, then freeze over into solid ice dunes of death.
  2. Then the ice dunes turn a disgusting grey and refuse to melt until May.
  3. And we have those lovely sheets of ice that turn out to be knee-deep puddles underneath.
  4. Yellow. 'Nuff said.
  5. Tourists who haven't mastered the art of fast-walking, with or without snow.
  6. The fact that every post in my Facebook feed is about this stupid blizzard. Seriously, people? It's snow, not ambrosia sent down from the weather gods.