First Few Purchases if I Won the Lottery
- •A cool hat.
- •Plane tickets and sweet hotel accommodations in Hawaii, where I've never been even though I've lived in LA over 20 years because I'm a NYer and in my stubborn mind, NYers don't go to Hawaii.
- •Tesla stock. For when electric, self-driving boats kick in.
- •Coachella. The whole festival.
- •A Senator, so I could get into that system rigging game.
- •Another cool hat so I look good while I'm enjoying the rigged system.
- •A Steinway piano. Gotta make those lessons pay off.
- •A cool hat for playing the piano.
- •Really good headphones. Which I'll lose.