First Few Purchases if I Won the Lottery

  1. A cool hat.
  2. Plane tickets and sweet hotel accommodations in Hawaii, where I've never been even though I've lived in LA over 20 years because I'm a NYer and in my stubborn mind, NYers don't go to Hawaii.
  3. Tesla stock. For when electric, self-driving boats kick in.
  4. Coachella. The whole festival.
  5. A Senator, so I could get into that system rigging game.
  6. Another cool hat so I look good while I'm enjoying the rigged system.
  7. A Steinway piano. Gotta make those lessons pay off.
  8. A cool hat for playing the piano.
  9. Really good headphones. Which I'll lose.