1. The baby won't be named after me or my wife - we both think he/she deserves a unique name to fit their own individual personality
  2. Or Trump
  3. Anything that sounds like "Donald Trump."
  4. Donald
  5. The baby won't be called Henrik.
    Sadly. Henrik Larsson is a sporting legend and a hero of mine. However if I even suggested this, I'd probably be out on the street. Plus my brother in law has a cat called Henrik.