WHAT I WOULD CATCH FISHING THROUGH A HOLE IN THE ICE

I'm imagining that I'm perched on a small wooden stool atop the frozen surface of a Yukon or Arctic Circle lake. I only have a small transistor radio for company, tuned to crackling talk radio. I am hungry and need sustenance...but what bounty can I obtain from under the ice?
  1. A small fish
    Maybe a sardine or something of that ilk. It wouldn't be enough to feed my family and me, so I would no doubt need to supplement it with some grains or wild fruits/leaves/berries that I could muster on the way back to the igloo.
  2. Some larger fish
    Now we're talking...I'd take them back to my igloo and grill them over hot coals on the chargrill. The smell would be magnificent.
  3. A toilet seat
    No use. Disgusting.
  4. A Wellington boot
    No use.
  5. Nothing
  6. Some whiskers after snagging the fishing line on the nose of a curious otter
  7. Some old rope
    I'd give it to my huskies as a fun chew toy.
  8. A tire
    It's a bit old and tired, but has often appeared in comics.
    Suggested by   @reconditioner