THINGS MY 3-YEAR-OLD SON IS AFRAID OF

  1. Some of the carousel animals at the zoo
  2. The temporary impression marks that the weave of his socks sometimes leaves on his feet
  3. Spontaneously developing an accent
  4. When one of the friends moves away in the book Friends by Eric Carle
  5. Pooping on the potty
  6. When Gerald the Elephant drops his ice cream in the Mo Willems book Should I Share My Ice Cream (An Elephant and Piggie Book) and shouts "Nooooooooo!"
  7. Alice May in the Scooby Doo episode "The Legend of Alice May" (this is legit - I should not have shown it to him)
  8. Air conditioning