Five Celebrity Hall Pass
Just like any other sane married couple, my wife and I have a list of five famous people we can ... ahem... you know. No questions asked. Here are mine in no particular order. You might notice a funny vibe...
- •Olivia MunnSold me by playing a finance nerd on The Newsroom.
- •Amy SchumerShe can catch a D whenever she wants.
- •Rashida JonesAnn Perkins!!
- •Zooey DeschanelShe's quirky! And so amazing in Elf.
- •Cristin MiliotiI waited 8 goddamn seasons for the mother. And it was worth it.