Five Celebrity Hall Pass

Just like any other sane married couple, my wife and I have a list of five famous people we can ... ahem... you know. No questions asked. Here are mine in no particular order. You might notice a funny vibe...
  1. Olivia Munn
    Sold me by playing a finance nerd on The Newsroom.
  2. Amy Schumer
    She can catch a D whenever she wants.
  3. Rashida Jones
    Ann Perkins!!
  4. Zooey Deschanel
    She's quirky! And so amazing in Elf.
  5. Cristin Milioti
    I waited 8 goddamn seasons for the mother. And it was worth it.