Things men have said to me since I have been single.

  1. 1.
    "I told myself I wasn't going to talk to you, and my therapist agreed." ­Bent
  2. 2.
    "I'm repulsed by you yet I wanna eat your pussy. How does that happen." ­Trouble
  3. 3.
    "It's like that job, I don't really want to take it, but I probably will." Greg on being my boyfriend
  4. 4.
    "Well I get tested every time I go to jail, and I was just in jail" Brady, on why he doesn't need to wear a condom
  5. 5.
    "I was jack hammering shit." EJ, when asked what he was doing.