Because I'm *this* close to being interesting.
  1. Some people love bagels. I LOVE bagels though. You get me?
  2. I like indie music but I'm definitely not a hipster.
  3. I write about movies for cool websites.
  4. I'm quite short. 5'3 to be exact.
  5. My wife is my best pal and that's the best thing in the world.
  6. I have 2 cats.