1. Dockers
  2. "Oil Slick" Oakleys
  3. Golf Shirts
  4. Feigned Politeness
  5. Beige...just the physical manifestation of the color
  6. Sensible Shoes
  7. Nylon backpacks received as gifts at conferences
  8. Tight smiles masking a gaping, barely self comprehended emotional void
  9. Blue Jays Hats: beige