REASONS I BELIEVE HASIDIM IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD FEAR MY SMALL DOG
- •Looks vaguely like a little ham
- •They haven't seen Return Of The Jedi and don't have an unreasonable attachment to all things Ewok-ish
- •My dog observes the Sabbath perfectly. Every time. He doesn't even own a phone. Awe, fear and mild jealousy at his perfect doctrinal supplication.
- •Curl Envy
- •Potentially mind shattering to gaze upon for extended periods of time. Not unlike HP Lovecraft's fictional city of R'lyeh. But not because of non-Euclidean geometry and ancient evil beyond space and time. Because: cute.