1. "...we're gonna reverse cowgirl this!"
  2. "What are YOU called?"
    In response to the question: "What's your band called?"
    After popping a bottle of champagne and spilling half of it on herself. Crowd responded with awkward, concerned silence.
  4. "Wait! Wait! I gotta get limber for this one!"
    While doing mid set, pre song stretches.
  5. "Thank you tequila...for making this night possible"
    I loved that one. It was absolutely 100% true. And 100% poorly received by the audience.