10 Notable Americans Lost to Time
Removed from history books in the late 1980s due to communist affiliations.
- •Flip SkittleyTether ball semi finalist. Junior Petite Division.
- •Ron BlartInspiration for character actor Kevin James.
- •Thud GimpleProfessional Wrestler who went by the name: Dill Prickle
- •Burt HitlerFounder of It Was My Name First Foundation
- •John HammockSuccessfully crossed bird DNA with the North American hammock. Spared no expense.
- •Tebby San MarinoInvented the turnip.
- •Faun San MarinoMurdered Tebby San Marino after discovering his affair with a sensual Turnip Whisperer.
- •Stet ZuntackHolds the Guiness World Record for "Most Frisbee Golf Tournaments ruined."
- •Hart CocklesSmallest penis in Detroit.
- •Nubbon ShrimpLargest penis in Detroit