Books That Don't Exist

  1. My Cleft Chin
  2. Yorkshire Rumpus: A Novel
  3. Captain Slovenia
  4. 56 uses for an old condom
  5. Are you sure that's your baby?
  6. Hollywood Hills Pedophile Tour
  7. Push 2: Cruise Control
  8. Lazy Eddie and the Missing Cock-Ring: all ages edition
  9. Funny Anecdotes for the Modern Welder
  10. Good for you, you don't have Rickets!
  11. The King Ralph's Bible
  12. The Michael Bay Reader
  13. Theater (sic): How do you spell it?
  14. 69 ways to avoid embarrassing double entendres
  15. A comprehensive guide to smelling your cut toe nails
  16. Nailing Jesus: A biblical sex scandal
  17. Racism: an appreciation
  18. 10 ways to subtly work your anti-vaccination stance into your child's eulogy
  19. Kim Jong Un's biggest boners
  20. Pretending to care about pilot season and other ways to survive Los Angeles parties
  21. EDM and its uses to sedate the criminally insane
  22. Football: the baseball of tomorrow, today!