Things I Learn at the Gym
- •No one has bought new workout clothes since 1996
- •They play the song Rehab by Amy Winehouse a lot despite the end of that health and fitness journey...
- •There is the perfect smoothie for every waking minute of your life
- •Testicles come in all shapes and sizes... They are like snowflakes
- •I sweat more on my right arm than my left
- •Nobody uses the the weird machine behind the elliptical because it's unclear what it does
- •Nobody wants to tell me how to do a proper squat
- •Everyone can do more push-ups than me. Everyone.