Ways to Be Cool

Just some things for super cool people to do.
  1. Keep an extra pair of sunglasses in your car for your buddy.
  2. Don't ever know what the cool new bars are.
  3. Accept people's generosity without protest.
  4. Read whatever you like for fun as much as you can.
  5. Stop watching TV shows you don't like. Seriously. It doesn't matter how it ends.
  6. Give homeless people your leftovers. You probably won't eat them anyways.
  7. Don't trash people who annoy you. Trash people who are legitimately horrible people. IS, Putin, etc...
  8. Don't jaywalk in front of little kids. ESPECIALLY if you are supercool.