28 THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN IN MY VAGINA IN HONOR OF MY 28TH BIRTHDAY

This disgusting idea was thought up by none other than @sophiack. Happy birthday to me. (It's past midnight in NY so it still counts 😉)
  1. 1.
    Andrew
  2. 2.
    Igor
  3. 3.
    Tyler
  4. 4.
    David
  5. 5.
    Aaron
  6. 6.
    Chris
  7. 7.
    Jacob
  8. 8.
    D
  9. 9.
    Matt
  10. 10.
    Scott*
    *Tongue only
  11. 11.
    Nick
  12. 12.
    Ben*
    *Tongue only
  13. 13.
    These tampons
  14. 14.
    These fancy French tampons that have probiotics in them
  15. 15.
    A speculum
  16. 16.
    Monistat
  17. 17.
    Boric acid
  18. 18.
    An ultrasound wand
  19. 19.
    This toy
  20. 20.
    This toy
  21. 21.
    This toy
  22. 22.
    This toy*
    *clit only
  23. 23.
    kGoal kegel exerciser
  24. 24.
    This lube
  25. 25.
    This lube
  26. 26.
    This lube
  27. 27.
    A thong
    Listen. It happens sometimes.
  28. 28.
    The lining of my uterus