5 DRUNK THOUGHTS ABOUT OKCUPID

  1. 1.
    Everyone is boring
  2. 2.
    No one is funny
  3. 3.
    All the hot guys are in open relationships
    You do you, but I ain't about that life.
  4. 4.
    Everyone can suck my dick
  5. 5.
    Which is no doubt bigger than half the fuckers' on this site
    Even drunk, I can still use an apostrophe correctly. 👍🏻